Things I always wanted to scream out to people but didnt - PART 1
Background:
I dont drink alcohol. There are two main reasons for it : (i) I am a stingy bastard who does a cost benefit analyses before fishing out my money and I would prefer a cafe latte than an alcoholic drink for the same price (ii) I have never felt the need to consume alcohol. That was the way I was bought up. The reason I dont drink is not out of principles( i have very few of them and they change from time to time),the reason is not religious, the reason I dont drink is errr..I DONT DRINK.. thats all.
Incident:
I was at a restaurant with a bunch of friends and a couple of elderly people one of whom was in the mid 30s.And one of them started pressuring me to drink.This has happened a number of times and I am accustomed to it. So no problem. He then started
mildly taunting me about how I was acting a spoilsport and destroying the friendly group atmosphere. He then starts poking fun of my habit of not going out on friday/saturday nights as I used to wake up early sat morning to watch EPL. NOw i was getting angry. I wanted to grab him by his shoulders and shout " Listen TIT-FACE (that was the exact adjective I wanted to
use),peer pressure techniques never worked on me when I was 18 and surrounded by close friends . Now I am 26 and it is defo not gonna work when a 35 year old FUCK-FACE( a bit excessive I know, but I wanted to use this on him too) acting like an 18 year old tries it on me." Of course I did'nt. I just bit my lips and gave a silly grin until one of my friends chimed in and rescued me.
I dont drink alcohol. There are two main reasons for it : (i) I am a stingy bastard who does a cost benefit analyses before fishing out my money and I would prefer a cafe latte than an alcoholic drink for the same price (ii) I have never felt the need to consume alcohol. That was the way I was bought up. The reason I dont drink is not out of principles( i have very few of them and they change from time to time),the reason is not religious, the reason I dont drink is errr..I DONT DRINK.. thats all.
Incident:
I was at a restaurant with a bunch of friends and a couple of elderly people one of whom was in the mid 30s.And one of them started pressuring me to drink.This has happened a number of times and I am accustomed to it. So no problem. He then started
mildly taunting me about how I was acting a spoilsport and destroying the friendly group atmosphere. He then starts poking fun of my habit of not going out on friday/saturday nights as I used to wake up early sat morning to watch EPL. NOw i was getting angry. I wanted to grab him by his shoulders and shout " Listen TIT-FACE (that was the exact adjective I wanted to
use),peer pressure techniques never worked on me when I was 18 and surrounded by close friends . Now I am 26 and it is defo not gonna work when a 35 year old FUCK-FACE( a bit excessive I know, but I wanted to use this on him too) acting like an 18 year old tries it on me." Of course I did'nt. I just bit my lips and gave a silly grin until one of my friends chimed in and rescued me.
posted by Figaro at 4:40 PM
1 Comments:
Have a beer TIT-FACE!
:)
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